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Jokes for Prizes: Dishing out 10 free downloads of PBP's "WE"
  • hanklambohanklambo
    Posts: 26Administrator, Freeskier Staff
    To show our appreciation for you on this Thanksgiving day, we're dishing out 10 iTunes codes, each one good for a free download of Poor Boyz Productions' new film, WE: A Collection of Individuals.

    Here's how you win a code:

    Post your best jokes in this thread, skiing related or not, by Saturday, November 24 at 11:59 p.m. MT. The 10 jokes with the most likes by the deadline win. To be clear, it's not Facebook likes we're talking about, but rather likes on this forum.

    All jokes must comply with forum rules. Namely, no bigotry, racism, or hate-speech will be tolerated. Keep it friendly. Only post one joke per post. Lastly, you can only win one code each. If one person has two jokes in the top ten, we'll take the next most liked joke.

    Have at it!
  • Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side
  • LawsonLawson
    Posts: 1Member
    Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself? He had no BODY to go with.
  • CollinWCollinW
    Posts: 1Member
    What's the difference between an orange?
    A bicycle because a vest has no sleeves
  • Can we swear?? It's funny and dirty but not hateful....
  • mark_carraromark_carraro
    Posts: 1Member
    I found one of those shells you can hear the ocean in by my house, I got really excited and ran over to it, and put it up to my ear... But it was in spanish.
  • PFSnorthwest
    Posts: 1Member
    Why did Hellen Kellers dog run away? You would to if your name was Heaurgahbhfjshc
  • SzachSzach
    Posts: 1Member
    How many skaters are needed to plug a bulb?
    Three: one to actually do it , second to film it and third to give a high 5 at the end
  • ebk
    Posts: 1Member
    Q: how do you get a snowboarder off your porch?

    A:pay for your pizza!

  • Killip7Killip7
    Posts: 8Member
    What is the difference between a Piano and a fish?

    You can tune a piano but you can't tuna Fish.
  • DanielSDanielS
    Posts: 1Member
    Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

    A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.
  • Tr1ckz
    Posts: 2Member
    Q: Why don't women go skiing?

    A: There's no snow between the kitchen and the bathroom.
  • Jordan
    Posts: 2Member
    Q: How do spanish stoners say goodbye?

    A: Rasta Luego!
  • Killip7Killip7
    Posts: 8Member
    A car has five snowboarders in the backseat. What do you call the driver?

    Officer
  • GotamaVGotamaV
    Posts: 1Member
    Two chickens are on the opposite sides of the road. One chicken asks the other one "How do I get to the other side?" The other chicken responds "You are on the other side!"
  • Jordan
    Posts: 2Member
    I got another one...

    Mitt Romney
  • lebovskilebovski
    Posts: 1Member
    whats white and disturbs at lunch? A avalanche
  • Tr1ckz
    Posts: 2Member
    Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
  • Killip7Killip7
    Posts: 8Member
    How do you become a millionaire as a ski instructor?


    Start out a billionaire.
  • schwertlec10
    Posts: 9Member
    Bad Luck Brian dresses up as Tanner Hall for Halloween.

    Breaks Ankles.
  • Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

    He sipped his coffee before it was COOL.
  • Bnuss25Bnuss25
    Posts: 2Member
    What do you call cheese that's not yours?


    Nacho cheese!
  • joshvisser
    Posts: 1Member
    Whats red and smells like green paint?

    Red paint, paint smells like paint.
  • juicebangerjuicebanger
    Posts: 1Member
    Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?

    Sir Cumfrence!
  • midasmidas
    Posts: 1Member
    If you french fry when you should be pizzaing, you're going to have a bad day.

    epic Southpark
  • JamesDJamesD
    Posts: 1Member
    How many Mexícans does it take to build a.. Oh wait they're already done ! Hahahaha
  • schwertlec10
    Posts: 9Member
    Q: Why did Helen Keller break her hand?

    A: She tried reading the speed limit at 60 miles per hour.
  • schwertlec10
    Posts: 9Member
    Q: What do you call a dead blonde chick in a closet?

    A: Winner of the 1997 hide n' seek world championship.
  • schwertlec10
    Posts: 9Member
    Q: How do you confuse a blonde chick?

    A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
  • schwertlec10
    Posts: 9Member
    Q: How do you punish Helen Keller?

    A: Leave the plunger in the toilet.
  • Killip7Killip7
    Posts: 8Member
    What is a Slug?


    A Snail with a housing problem
  • Killip7Killip7
    Posts: 8Member
    What's tall, hairy, lives in the Himalayas and does 500 situps a day?

    The abdominal snowman!
  • akenkel10
    Posts: 1Member
    How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    10. 1 to screw it in, and 9 to critique the turns.
  • StevenSteven
    Posts: 1Member
    What did the shrink say to the man that walked in with just saran wrap on?

    I can clearly see your nuts.
  • hanklambohanklambo
    Posts: 26Administrator, Freeskier Staff
    Did you hear about the farmer who won the nobel prize?

    He was outstanding in his field.
  • cory27
    Posts: 3Member
    How do you know when a doofus has been making chocolate chip cookies?


    There are m&m shells on the floor
  • TimTim
    Posts: 2Member
    What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    "How do you breath out of that tiny thing?"
  • TimTim
    Posts: 2Member
    Why don't witches wear underwear?

    Better grip.
  • hanklambohanklambo
    Posts: 26Administrator, Freeskier Staff
    Don't forget, you need to rack up likes on your joke to win the codes.
  • Paul
    Posts: 1Member
    What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?


    One stops sucking when you slap it!
  • broford
    Posts: 1Member
    Q: Hear about the flasher who was thinking about retiring?
    A: He decided to stick it out a little longer.


  • AaronaaronAaronaaron
    Posts: 1Member
    I have dyslexia , so when life gives you lemons, it gives me melons!
  • Gmart70161Gmart70161
    Posts: 1Member
    Does your mom need me to stuff her turkey?
  • Bunker
    Posts: 1Member
    Why does Snoop Dog always have an umbrella?

    Fo' Drizzle
  • barrybarry
    Posts: 3Member
    Whats red and looks like a bucket?

    A red bucket.
  • jweber
    Posts: 1Member
    Whats the hardest part of snowboarding?


    Telling your parents your gay
  • cory27
    Posts: 3Member
    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor


    Where's my tractor
  • cory27
    Posts: 3Member
    Why did the doofus get fired from the banana factory?


    He through out all the bent ones
  • beachc15beachc15
    Posts: 1Member
    snowboarding
  • ShopryderShopryder
    Posts: 1Member
    What is the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen??????....Snowballs

  • nourigatPDXnourigatPDX
    Posts: 1Member
    What's the hardest part of being a snowboarder? Telling your parents your a sissy